Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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