big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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