I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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