Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
