Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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