what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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