Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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