You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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