Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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