I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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