why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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