I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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