I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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