Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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