I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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