i think i have herpe
just one?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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