College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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