he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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