Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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