Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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