Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
either way he was missing a nipple.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Can I color on your dick again?
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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