I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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