so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
