I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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