I want to have your abortion
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She told me I should be a condom model.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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