I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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