SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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