redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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