there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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