the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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