He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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