but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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