And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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