Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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