I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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