Need sex. Gaining weight.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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