Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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