HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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