Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Sext me about skeletons
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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