We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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