I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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