Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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