so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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