Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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