im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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