My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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