I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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