I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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