I'm drive I can fine osifer
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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