I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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