Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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