I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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