Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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