If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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