Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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