My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
All I want is dick and wine.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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