question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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